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It is a funny coffee mug for home, work, office desks, kitchen counters, late-night refills, and anyone who needs a little humor before becoming a functional human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold “Because Murder Is Wrong” design for sarcastic coffee lovers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11oz and 15oz sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic mug with a glossy finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable C-handle for easy sipping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBPA-free and lead-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave-safe for reheating coffee, tea, cocoa, and other favorite drinks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher-safe for easy everyday cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for coworkers, friends, true crime fans, coffee lovers, and dark humor fans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMaterials\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBPA-free and lead-free.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMicrowave-safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic coffee mug makes mornings a little more bearable and a lot more honest. 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